These are some of the best lines in #dragonquest. If you've never been in this channel before, then you've really missed out a lot.

1/11/1998:

<O-Juice> hey Neil, that new guy Malice thought that you were our leader
<Neil_> what?
<Neil_> pfff.
<Neil_> lol
<Spinner_8> everyone knows that I'm the leader...
<Neil_> as if...
<O-Juice> No way, I am
<Mad_Devil> Neil's really our puppet leader
* Mad_Devil yanks on one of Neil's strings
<Neil_> I'm no bodies puppet!!!
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o Mad_Devil
<O-Juice> Hey ,I started this channel!!!!!
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o SrDragoon
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o Spinner_8
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o O-Juice
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o Nymph
* Mad_Devil takes Neil off Autoop
*** Neil_ sets mode: -o Malice35
<Neil_> I'm nobody's puppet!!!
<Neil_> :P
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Mad_Devil
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Malice35
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Nymph
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o O-Juice
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Spinner_8
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o SrDragoon
<Mad_Devil> no...you've just got out of line...
<Mad_Devil> so you're expendible now :P
<O-Juice> Neil ist ein diktater

11/17/1998:
 

* SirFox slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
* SirFox slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
* SirFox slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
* Sarke slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
* Mal35away slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
* SirFox slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout
<SirFox> how do you change the slap message?
<Sarke> u dont
<SirFox> well, gema2k did last night
<SirFox> hello?
* SirFox slaps Mal35away around a bit with a large trout
* Mal35away slaps SirFox around a bit with a large trout

11/22/1998:
 

<Mad_Devil> Windaria?
<Neil_DQV> I made it like 3 months ago...
<Mad_Devil> she was here yesterday
<Mad_Devil> tried to talk to her, but she didn't seem to like me :)
<Mad_Devil> too many people are idling these days...
<WeirdMan_> I think she's into the AD&D Dragon Quest game
<Mad_Devil> Oh...
<Mad_Devil> well, we can't have any of that here, can we? :)
<kuel|dq5> Whoa...
<WeirdMan_> Heheh.. Exterminate her ;)
<Mad_Devil> heh
<Mad_Devil> nah...maybe we can convert her to the true path
<WinDaria> Who you going to exterminate!?
<Mad_Devil> anyone who puts AD&D dragon quest above the real dragon quest :)
<WeirdMan_> *cough* noone
* Mad_Devil points to WeirdMan and says, "busted!!"
<WeirdMan_> It wasn't me! It was him!
*** WeirdMan_ is now known as Spinner8
<Mad_Devil> hehe
<Neil_DQV> hahahahah
<Neil_DQV> lol
<Malice35> just hope that the real Spinner_8 doesn't log on right at this moment
<Mad_Devil> I'll mail him over icq and invite him here
<Neil_DQV> he's not on
<Spinner8> Crap :)
*** Spinner8 is now known as WeirdMan

11/30/1998:
 

<SrDragoon> And now
<SrDragoon> Some computer terms for your enjoyment
<SrDragoon> Screen - What you use to keep the skeeters out of the house
<SrDragoon> Byte - What the skeeters do when they get in the house
<SrDragoon> Chip - When you munch on with dip
<SrDragoon> Microchip - What's left in the bag when  you're done
<SrDragoon> Printer - Someone who can't write in cursive
<SrDragoon> Keyboard - A place where you hang your keys
<SrDragoon> Software - Plastic dinnerware
<SrDragoon> Enter - 'Come on in!!'
<SrDragoon> Random access memory - The condition one experiences after they've spent all their paycheck
*** kueller has quit IRC (The end comes...beyond chaos.)
<SrDragoon> Cursor -- What you do to your sister when you're mad at her
*** Mal35away is now known as Malice35
<Malice35> SoundCard - a card that plays sound
<Neil_> like them christmas ones
<Neil_> that u open and they play
<Malice35> hehe...
<SrDragoon> Hard drive -- The feeling of climbing up a hill on a winter day
<Neil_> uhh...
<Neil_> 2nd definition....
<Neil_> no... I won't say it here
<Neil_> you should all know what was going to come out of my mouth....
<Malice35> Mouse - A rodent that lives in your basement  =)
<SrDragoon> I think I do :)
<SrDragoon> heh
<SrDragoon> SuperConductor -- Amtrak's most valuable employee!!!
<Neil_> hardware - that huntin' jacket that hasn't been washed in 34 years and is now stiff as a board
<SrDragoon> :)
<SrDragoon> packet -- What you do to your bags before heading on down to Walmart
<Malice35> Joystick - A stick that everyone enjoys playing with (and using it as a weapon)
<Neil_> browser - peeping tom who stares through your window
<SrDragoon> that's a good one
<Malice35> Internet - the joining of two fishing nets
<Malice35> err...
<Malice35> Internet - the tangling of fishing nets
<SrDragoon> Monitor -- What you do to make sure the stove doesn't catch on fyre
<SrDragoon> network -- the art of getting fish out of the water
<SrDragoon> Laptop -- A place where the kitty sleeps
<Neil_> internet - the way your wife sews your shirts
<Neil_> Laptop - what you got last time you wen't to Al's steak house and bar...
<SrDragoon> ROM -- What tastes good when you add Coca-Cola to it
<Neil_> :)
<Malice35> motherboard - ????    someone think of a good one for this
<Neil_> cart - what you won 1st prize in a race with
<Neil_> emu - small bird from australia
<Neil_> motherboard - what you used to tell your mother... "I'm so bored" <--- this one sux, but here it is
*** Malice35 is now known as Mal35away
<SrDragoon> motherboard -- How your mother feels after the house is done
<Neil_> CD ROM - that stupid thing you put your money into at the bank
<SrDragoon> floppy disk -- What you get from carrying a bunch of logs out of the truck
<SrDragoon> download -- the act of emptying logs from the pickup truck
<SrDragoon> Megahertz -- What happens if you're not careful emptying the pickup truck
 

12/5/1998:

*** Sarke|Zzz was kicked by Gema2k (run from the romhs)
*** SirFox_DQ sets mode: +ooo Gema2k Justinffx Mad_Devil
<Justinffx> heh
*** SirFox_DQ sets mode: +ooo Mal35_DQV Neil_ nlwarrior
*** SirFox_DQ sets mode: +oo Nymph Spinner_8
<Justinffx> Gema, you always kick sarke when hes asleep
 

12/7/1998:

<Gema2k> Nymph?
<Gema2k> can 3y3 kick j00?
<Spinner_8> kick me
*** Spinner_8 was kicked by Gema2k (ph33r d4 l33tn3ss )
<Spinner_8> Nymph is t00 l33t
<Gema2k> haw
*** Spinner_8 (Spinner_8@adsl-test32.adsl.unt.edu) has joined #dragonquest
<Geechyguy> heheh
*** [Shivan] sets mode: +o Spinner_8
<Gema2k> ?
<Spinner_8> ?
<Gema2k> he spoke after being kicked
<Spinner_8> cool :)
<Klarthe> yeah
*** Nymph was kicked by Gema2k (know 1d3l1ng f0r j00r l33tn3ss )
*** Nymph (belldandy@modemcable152.1-113-216.mmtl.videotron.net) has joined #DragonQuest
<Gema2k> heh

12/9/98

<Spinner_8> :)
<Spinner_8> okie dokie
<Spinner_8> oh... hahahaha
<Spinner_8> ^^;;
*** Spinner_8 is now known as Spinner
<Spinner> dammit
*** Spinner is now known as Spinner_8
<Spinner_8> !info AOL MUST DIE!!!!!!!
<Spinner_8> :)
*** Spinner_8 (spinner_8@adsl-test32.adsl.unt.edu) has left #dragonquest
*** Spinner_8 (spinner_8@adsl-test32.adsl.unt.edu) has joined #dragonquest
<Nymph> [-Spinner_8-] AOL MUST DIE!!!!!!!
<Spinner_8> l33t
<Spinner_8> I couldn't care less Neil :P
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Spinner_8
*** [Shivan] sets mode: +o Spinner_8
<Neil_> Spin????
<Neil_> You couldn't care less about what?
<Neil_> !info Spinner_8
<Gema2k> !info romhs
<Neil_> !INFO FOFO
<Neil_> fofi
<Neil_> lifo
*** Spinner_8 was kicked by Nymph (kick )
<Neil_> filo
<Neil_> ?
<Neil_> ok...
<Neil_> what the hell is going on
*** Gema2k sets mode: -o Nymph
<Gema2k> just to be safe
<Neil_> ???
<Neil_> What am I missing?
<Gema2k> what just happend here?
<Gema2k> Why did Nymph kick Spinner8?
<Neil_> I don't know
<Neil_> I don't know
<Gema2k> thats why I de-opped her..
<Neil_> I thought I might have one of them on ignore
<Neil_> but...
<Neil_> I don't know
<Neil_> ???
*** Spinner_8 (spinner_8@adsl-test32.adsl.unt.edu) has joined #dragonquest
<Nymph> [-Spinner_8-] AOL MUST DIE!!!!!!!
*** Neil_ sets mode: +o Spinner_8
*** [Shivan] sets mode: +o Spinner_8
<Gema2k> oh
<Gema2k> that was it
<Spinner_8> 3y3 g0ts d4 0ps
<Gema2k> I thought Nymph was going on a rampage..
<Gema2k> Did Nymph try to take over?
 
 

(Date Unknown)

*** Spinner_8 is now known as S_eat
<Neil_> Seat
* Neil_ sits on seat.
<S_eat> Owww...
 

Note : I lost the actual log to the conversation above, so it may not be that acurate.

2/3/1999:

[16:41] <Geechyguy> I'm gonna break into song again.....
[16:41] * Neil_ opens a cabinit and takes out a box of OREO cookies...
[16:41] * Neil_ eats a cookie :P
* Mal35|HW is hungry and opens an empty cookie box...
[16:43] <Geechyguy> 0ld McG33chy h4d 4 f4rm..3 1 3 1 0..4nd 0n h1s f4rm h3 h4d 4 N31l_...3 1 3 1 0..w1th 4 h4x0r h4x0r h3r3 4nd 4 h4x0r h4x0r th3r3..h3r3 4 h4x04, th3r3 4 h4x0r, 3v3rywh3r3 4 h4x04 h4x04r..0ld McG33chy h4d 4 f4rm..3333333 11111111 3333333 11111111 00000000000
[16:44] <Neil_> ahahahhaahaha
[16:44] * Geechyguy hands out cookies
<Mal35|HW> ah...
[16:48] * Geechyguy eats a Geechy Brand Cookie (TM)
 

3/1/1999:

[17:16] *** Spinner_8 sets mode: -b *!*@DYTNB107-35.splitrock.net
[17:16] *** Quits: Spinner_8 (Leaving)
[17:18] *** Joins: Dando (~kanyonfla@DYTNB107-35.splitrock.net)
[17:18] <Dando> Hi
[17:22] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on Alena 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:22] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on Brey 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:22] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on Nymph 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:23] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on _Simba 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:23] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on Dando 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:23] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on Mal35fewd 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
[17:23] <Dando> Dando slams a 60 lb unix manual on wraith- 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
 

3/5/1999:

[20:57] * Justinffx walks in and steals golgo 13 from spin and then gives it to d4nd0
[20:57] <Spinner_8> dammit
[20:57] <Spinner_8> give it back ;_;
[20:58] <Justinffx> you'll have to kick d4nd0's ass to get it back :)
[20:58] *** GothicK is now known as d4nd0
[20:59] *** d4nd0 changes topic to '3y3 st0l3 g0lg0 XIII from Sp1n'
[20:59] *** d4nd0 is now known as GothicK
[20:59] <Justinffx> hahaha
[21:01] <Spinner_8> :P
[21:01] <Spinner_8> d4nd0
 

3/20/1999:

[19:24] <X-Tommy> You wouldn't know an eggdrop if it slapped you in the face
[19:24] <SirFox> :þ
[19:25] * Alena slaps Fox
[19:25] <SirFox> oh yeah....you can never remember me!
[19:25] <X-Tommy> haha
[19:25] <X-Tommy> the eggdrp slapped you
[19:25] * SirFox slaps Alena around a bit with a large trout
[19:25] * SirFox slaps X-Tommy around a bit with a large trout
[19:25] <SirFox> ah..what the hell
[19:25] * SirFox slaps Brey around a bit with a large trout
[19:26] <X-Tommy> haha
[19:26] * SirFox casts BeDragon
[19:26] *** SirFox is now known as SF|Dragon
[19:27] * SF|Dragon sneezes
[19:28] *** X-Tommy changes topic to 'Nothing beats a thousand voices screaming in unison.'
 

3/27/1999:

[19:40] * Ragnar smacks Ragnar over the head with his keyboard
[19:40] <Ragnar> oops
<Mal35away> but i need to get a job first...
[19:40] <Ragnar> here we go again with the death crap
[19:40] *** Mal35away is now known as Malice35
[19:41] * Ragnar smacks Ragnar over the head with his keyboard
[19:41] * Ragnar smacks Ragnar over the head with his keyboard
[19:41] * Ragnar smacks Ragnar over the head with his keyboard
[19:41] <Ragnar> what the...
[19:41] * O-Juice drinks some juice
[19:41] <Ragnar> :)
[19:41] * Ragnar strangles O-Juice with his mouse cord
[19:42] <O-Juice> umm...
[19:42] <Ragnar> I'm getting violent :)
[19:42] *** Joins: Justinffx (justinr@PPPa54-Carlsbad10-5R14.saturn.bbn.com)
[19:42] <Alena> [Justinffx] ...h0h0h0
[19:42] * Ragnar smacks Justinffx over the head with his keyboard
[19:42] *** O-Juice sets mode: +o Justinffx
* Malice35 slaps Ragnar around a bit with a large trout
[19:42] <Justinffx> :(
[19:43] <O-Juice> wait, you kill me, but only hit him!
[19:43] <Ragnar> now look...you broke it!
[19:43] *** Joins: Klarth (stemo@s175.lcsys.net)
[19:43] * Ragnar slaps Malice35 around a bit with a large trout
[19:43] *** O-Juice sets mode: +o Klarth
[19:43] * Justinffx slaps Ragnar around a bit with a small grout
[19:43] <Ragnar> my trout's bigger!
[19:44] * Ragnar is dead
* Malice35 slaps Ragnar around a bit with a large trout
* Malice35 casts revive on Ragnar
[19:45] <Ragnar> ah
[19:45] *** Malice35 is now known as Mal35idle
[19:45] *** Joins: |Klarth| (stemo@s156.lcsys.net)
[19:45] * O-Juice casts healmore on Ragnar
[19:45] <Ragnar> you didn't have to waste your MP
[19:45] <Justinffx> now back to white text
[19:46] *** O-Juice sets mode: -o Klarth
[19:46] <Ragnar> I had a Leaf Of The World Tree
[19:46] *** Alena sets mode: +o |Klarth|
[19:46] *** Joins: SrDragoon (abatista@cs5.inct.net)
[19:46] <Alena> [SrDragoon] Pika, Pika, Pika!
[19:46] * SrDragoon performs magic right in front of YOUR eyes.. *BEWM*
[19:46] *** Alena sets mode: +o SrDragoon
[19:46] <Justinffx> hey srdragoon
[19:46] <SrDragoon> hey
[19:46] <O-Juice> hey
[19:46] * Ragnar drops his monitor on Mal35idle's head
[19:47] <Ragnar> hey
[19:47] <|Klarth|> I'm feeling left out, hey
[19:47] * Ragnar strangles |Klarth| with his mouse cord
[19:47] <O-Juice> brb
[19:47] <Neil_html> Sir Dragoon!
[19:47] <Neil_html> Long time no see
[19:47] * Justinffx doesn't acknowledge klarth
[19:47] <Justinffx> hehe
[19:47] <|Klarth|> ack!!
[19:47] *** Quits: O-Juice (Leaving)
[19:47] <SrDragoon> Neil_html!
[19:47] * |Klarth| starts to die
[19:48] * |Klarth| slaps a large trout around a bit with a Ragnar
[19:48] *** Quits: Klarth (Ping timeout)
[19:48] * |Klarth| pulls off the reverse trout
[19:48] * Ragnar :)
[19:48] * Ragnar smacks |Klarth| over the head with his keyboard
[19:49] * Ragnar drops his monitor on |Klarth|'s head
[19:49] * |Klarth| wonders when he got involved in this violence :)
[19:49] *** Joins: Mad_Devil (salim@edtn003273.hs.telusplanet.net)
[19:49] <Alena> [Mad_Devil] Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers
[19:49] *** Alena sets mode: +o Mad_Devil
[19:50] * |Klarth| drops his 19" monitor on Ragnar
[19:50] <Ragnar> ow!
[19:50] <Ragnar> that's not fair
[19:50] <Ragnar> brb
[19:50] <|Klarth|> that's gonna leave a mark
[19:50] <Justinffx> hey mad
[19:50] * SrDragoon slaps someone with a NES developer's manual
[19:50] <Justinffx> drive over to Ragnar's and give him a beating for us =)
[19:51] * SrDragoon then turns around and slaps that same person with a SNES developer's manual
[19:52] <SrDragoon> none of you guys though :)
[19:55] * Ragnar hits Justinffx is the eye with his DW$ cart
[19:56] <Ragnar> DW4